Detection jokes
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
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Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more