So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
