Destination jokes
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.