Destination jokes
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.