What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
I Am glass! People see right through me.
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
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I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
