Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
keep yourself safe!
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
kys (keep yourself safe)
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
What does the f in orphan stand for- FAMILYðŸ˜ðŸ˜ *ITS DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
