Dependent

Dependent jokes

Cap

    • If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

    Jesus

    • What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

    Depends on who's sucking.

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    • Marriage

    • Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

    Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

    Dependent memes

    Olympics

    • Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

    Kleenex

    Depends

    Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

    Velcro Shoe manufacturers

    Steven Hawkings Publishers

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    • Coma

    • A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

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    • Life

    • Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

    I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

    Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

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    Community talk

    • looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

    • ⚠ Announcement ⚠ Verbal shutdowns Verbal shutdowns can look different for different people, and mine can range a lot depending on how overwhelmed I am. I have 5 ranges. 1- I can talk a little bit, but not much; I just go very quiet. 2-I can't talk, but I can type, or use emojis, or nod/shake my head. 3-I can't talk, but I can use emojis, a few typed words, or typed song lyrics. 4-I can't talk, but I can only use e… Read more

    • @rhythm

    For u

    Newer ones don't really come, uts jsut something to get used to tbh. If u won't a short hand guide then;

    2 by self / together means to(o) E.g Wuu2 = what you up too

    U by self / rarely together means you

    W by self means Win or something good (L means something bad, (lose)

    W together means, what usually, Wyd = what you doing

    Note: hardly no one uses question marks at the end of the ones together.

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