Reliance jokes

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.