Reliance jokes

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

No one has my back like my dad.

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.