Reliance jokes

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.