Reliance jokes

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.