Reliance jokes

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My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”