Dental jokes
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!