Dental jokes
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.