Denomination jokes

Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

What do you call a priest that is a furry?

A Catholic.

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

Penny.

Did you hear about the Mormons?

Denise.

What more is there to say?

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

80s (DYM 84)