Demographic jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.