Demographic Jokes

Name

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

MF

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Rape

90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

Indian

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

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  • Name

    How do Asians name their babies?

    They throw pots and pans around.

    "Ching, Chang, Clang!"

    Pedophile

    Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

    Year

    What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

    There's twenty of them.

    Similarity

    What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

    They both choose who they want.

    Redneck

    How do you find a redneck virgin?

    Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.