Demise jokes
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Ammon died.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Little Johnny died.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.