Demise jokes
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Stephen Hawking died.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
He is dead.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!