Demise jokes

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...

Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

You know Sally? She's dead now.

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.