Decapitation jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
So, no head?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.