Decapitation memes

Rent

1 year ago

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Protest

1 year ago

A six-panel comic strip illustrates a young, progressive woman and a member of Hamas. Panel 1 shows the woman holding a sign that says 'FREE PALESTINE' with a Palestinian flag and a rainbow flag. Panels 2 and 3 show close-ups of a masked man in military gear with a green headband reading 'HAMAS', looking wide-eyed. Panel 4 depicts the woman walking happily, holding hands with the Hamas member. Panel 5 shows the woman's body walking without her head. Panel 6 shows the woman's severed head lying on the grass with blood.

Jokes

Difference

5 years ago

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Worm

6 years ago

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

Cap

6 years ago

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Decapitation jokes