What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
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You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
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Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
