the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
I guess you could say Stephen Hawkins is a dead meme
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."