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It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

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