Dark jokes
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.