Dark jokes
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.