Dark jokes
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.