Dark jokes
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
oh no
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
I am dark humor.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.