Dark jokes
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.