why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
Hope everyone is having a good day ❤️
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why dose an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day.
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
whats an orpans least favorite day: take your kid to work day
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
