Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
why doe orphans only have 363 days of the year because they don't have a mother and fathers day
why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? friend :why? me: because they don't have a mother or fathers day
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.