why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
2001/9/11 that day was fire
why does an orphans year only have 363 days, cause its missing mothers and fathers day
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
If all women dissappeared one day it would be a pain in the ass
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
why doe orphans only have 363 days of the year because they don't have a mother and fathers day
why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? friend :why? me: because they don't have a mother or fathers day
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off!
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
