Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!