Dais Jokes

Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back

One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage

why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room

Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!

Peace out!!!! <3

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"

I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.