Dais jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
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My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.