Dais Jokes

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs

orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

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