One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
