Dais jokes
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."