Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What the difference between normal sex and anal sex ?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
2001/9/11 that day was fire
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs