Dais jokes
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Memes
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
This is a bad day for me.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.