I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Dais Jokes
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
