Dais jokes
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
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Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.