Dairy Product jokes

How does cheese rat cheese?

It cheeses.

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

what do you call a white person having a seizure?

a vanilla shake.

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.

How dairy!

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese 😱.

Oh, he needs some milk!

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!