Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Dairy Product Jokes
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Milk (DYM 115).
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Kaas.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Oh, he needs some milk!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
