Dairy Product jokes
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Milk (DYM 115).
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
Kaas.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
