Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Kaas.
Milk (DYM 115).
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
