Dairy Product

Dairy Product Jokes

Cheese

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

Cheese

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Orphan

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Grandmother

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Butter

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Cheese

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.