Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Milk (DYM 115).
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
