Dahmer jokes
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Community talk
it it just me or, you know the actor from dahmer, that played jeffery dahmer- he kinda reminds me of harry styles
Everybody thinks my new glasses make me look like dahmer. I’ll post it in the meme section later. I’ll follow whoever can make the best dahmer joke before 30 comments.
what do you call someone running away from jeffrey dahmer, fast food. why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he cant find home. how do u get an emo out of a tree cut the rope.