Dahmer jokes
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Community talk
it it just me or, you know the actor from dahmer, that played jeffery dahmer- he kinda reminds me of harry styles
Everybody thinks my new glasses make me look like dahmer. I’ll post it in the meme section later. I’ll follow whoever can make the best dahmer joke before 30 comments.
what do you call someone running away from jeffrey dahmer, fast food. why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he cant find home. how do u get an emo out of a tree cut the rope.