Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
Q. Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians? A. He thought they tasted funny.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jeffrey Dahmer , was craving Five guys before it became a restaurant !
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
