Dahmer jokes

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?

- He smelled veal.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?

He dumped them.

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?

Nutella!

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.