Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Dahmer Jokes
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.