daddy's jokes

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no daddy to call.

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

"Daddy's Home."

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Could it be ligma?

Ligma balls, daddy!

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"