daddy's jokes
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Daddy, harder!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
my new alt am DADDY your boy sus
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."