daddy's jokes
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
my new alt am DADDY your boy sus
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."