Culture jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.