My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
I am on the German website.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What's your religion?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
