Culture jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.