Crys jokes

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

I hate crying.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)