Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
What do you get when you cross a jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadman
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road. Roadkill.
