Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Why cant orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
