Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Jesus was being hug up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out ''Peter, peter come to me!'' So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when i reach the top the Romans cut of my arms and chuck me back down the hill. ''Peter, peter come to me!'' cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill then the Romans cut my legs of and threw me back down. For the third time Jesus cries ''Peter peter come to me!''. So i wriggle up the hill and I guess the romans pitied me and let me through. ''Look peter, I can see my house from here!''
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side Bih
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts. Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flag mate.
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
