Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
I talk to your doctor he said you wasn’t going make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
My brother puts his but in is face and says "Kyle your cracking me up"!
why is joe cool
What does a butt do when it is angry
Butt crack
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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Lawrence in maths ;)
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
fuvk you geman kids especialy live
Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards...
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
Read this
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
