Why is Joe cool?
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
😜😝😋😎
Lawrence in maths ;)
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
did you sea what I did there?
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
