What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty
You You Your the cow
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry
What’s the cows favourite place to go the moovies!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
you guys are cow-medians! so funny
My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
What do big fat Male cows have?
MOOBS
