Cow

Cow Jokes

Penguin

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Meat

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

Milky Way

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Road

Why did the cow cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

Duck

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

Sister

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Milkshake

Why did the cow wiggle?

To make milkshake! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Homework

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pig

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

Sister

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"