Cow jokes
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Stupid cow.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!