Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Stupid cow.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, COW!