What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
why don't chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
Hump a vow it makes a cow
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
Why did the lady go to the dealership... because she was going to get hereford.
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
What’s another name for a cow? You.. cause your fat.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
