Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
