Cow jokes
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.