Covid jokes

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"