A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Dark Humor is like Covid 19... Not everyone gets it.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
