Covid jokes
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.