I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
