Covid jokes

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.