Covid

Covid Jokes

What's the difference between covid and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good but he says that he doesn't taste anything

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste