Covid

Covid Jokes

Trouble

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

CCP

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Hospital

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Difference

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Mom

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Boyfriend

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Perk

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

Taste

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Product

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

Life

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Love

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Wife

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Company

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Fat

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.