Covid Jokes

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

My girlfriend got covid

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID

none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently

What's the difference between covid and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive

The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good but he says that he doesn't taste anything

All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.