Covid jokes

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.