How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
What do you call a modern day plague doctor covid doctor
What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Your bitch has Covid-19.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
