Dark Humor is like Covid 19... Not everyone gets it.
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
During this covid shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on. Should you be scared or dumb bastard is that just your boyfriend..
Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Like if you are scared of Covid 19
Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker.
The weekly family zoom call went well enough...until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was looking a little....plump. By the 20th week the 16 year old's shirt was starting to pull taut over her tummy, by the 25th the curve of the 18 yr old's belly was rising over the edge of the table her laptop was perched on, and by the 30th week his wife and all 3 girls were very obviously 6 months pregnant, and the poor 14 year old was so huge she was obviously having triplets.
So the father waited until he'd talked to his wife and daughters, and then asked if he could talk to his son alone.
"Look, I know your mom and the girls are all pregnant. I'm not mad, I just want to know how it happened. We don't have any neighbors up at the cabin, did you break quarantine and invite some hikers in, or go into town for supplies?"
"No, Pop, we haven't seen anyone since we left the city," his son told him earnestly. "And we sure haven't gone into town for supplies, I ran out of condoms on the second day here!"
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I like my covid like I like my women, 19 and easy to spread.
