Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I’m so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, “I’ve parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers.” He jumps off.

Donald faced the other four and orders:

“I’m the greatest leader of the world and I’ll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging.” Tony jumps off.

Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir’s and Xi’s for me." Francis jumps off.

Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. “Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I’m the smartest woman in the whole world in history.” Hillary jumps off.

Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: “I’m an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I’ve become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I’ve made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I’ve played more golf and …”

Greta interrjected, “Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let’s go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!”

Which country is next to USA? USB

What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.

there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was “me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me,” the second one was “forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives,” and the last one was “BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!” There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him “sir, have you seen this man?” and held up a photo. the man said “me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me.” the cop said, “sir, what did you use.” and the man said “forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives.” after that, the cop said, “sir, im going to have to arrest you,” and the man said “BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!” the screen goes black, and all you can here “chk-chk. BANG”

What is your favourite colour

What do you call a tree 🌳

what is the fastest country?iran

Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b

What name is easy to say in Spanish!? Marissa

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog 🐕

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

if humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world it would be tel aviv honestly

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Ans.: Hungary

What’s a Mexican persons favorite spot?

Cross country

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

what country did indians invent? curry-a

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