What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
ME: hey joe updog
Joe:what
me:updog
Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*
me: lol in the corner
your fat
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What happens when two walls meet. They are cornered
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
what is blue and sits in a corner ? a baby in a baggy
