What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
You know bins????
They're trash!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
