Container

Container Jokes

Baby

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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  • Baby

    How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

    How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

    Candle

    How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

    Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

    Milk

    What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

    Spoiled milk.

    Cow

    What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?

    A can o' bull.

    Pope

    What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?

    Vat-I-cans!

    Baby

    How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

    A blender.

    How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

    Dye

    What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

    "It's dye-ing."

    Envelope

    What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.