How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
