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What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

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  • My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

    How do you know it's full?

    Because there's not mushroom inside.

    What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

    A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🄓

    What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

    The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

    A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

    A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

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  • Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

    An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.