She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! š¤ š¤ š¤ š¤ š„“
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
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Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldnāt drive for shit.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Whatās worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
You know bins????
They're trash!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
