What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Container Jokes
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! š¤ š¤ š¤ š¤ š„“
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
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Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldnāt drive for shit.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
